There once was a lady up a tower…

There once was a lady who lived up a tower,

Her prince had installed a power shower.

As he went off to attack a dragon with mace,

He dreamt of her and her beautiful face.

But when he returned WHAT should he see?

No call from the window welcome thee,

No hair for him to ascend,

Nor a broken heart to mend.

But alas – what, WHAT did the prince discover?

Not that she was sleeping with his rudeboy brother,

He soon found  she had replaced his willy,

With something else that made her tremble silly.

SO this be the caution to many a prince

If you leave your lady up a tower,

Do NOT  install a power shower.

  • balladofathinman

    There was a prince with balls of brass, they clanged together in stormy weather and sparks flew up his arse